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Die Hard this Christmas
The morning bus was rammed with normies who, having enrolled in the Legion of the Vaxxed at least three months ago, were now reporting for duty at St. Tommies. Heeding the call up to roll up their sleeves for a third time, they dismounted en masse on the south side of Westmonster Bridge and joined the queues already snaking from marquees set up alongside Old Father Thames as he flowed sullenly past our Houses of Parliament on the opposite bank.
Those plucky volunteers, look at them. All masked up in the open air, willing to wait cheerfully for hours outside in chilly December to be boosted with antibodies. As if they might not have fucked themselves up enough with who knows what public health horrors lie ahead over the next five years, already.
Congratulations, UK Legionaries!
You are not among those 1,800+ in UK who dropped dead soon after being given a COVID shot in their deltoid muscle. It is thought that inadvertent vascular administration by injectors who fail to aspirate their shots and sometimes hit a vein may have potentially lethal consequences.
You are not among the swelling ranks of elite athletes suffering cardiac incidents. Not of the cohort with inflamed hearts; nor one of those whose lungs are riven with micro-clots. You may have swerved shingles, but may yet join the growing number of Legionaries who are now developing formerly rare autoimmune diseases.
These are the two main issues arising from the new vaxxes: Inflammation & Immunity; I&I, as it’s known to Big Pharma. I&I is the next Big Thing!
Hence Pfizer’s strategic investment in Arena Pharmaceuticals Inc, to build its I&I pipeline. Last month, Pfizer also cannily completed its acquisition of immuno-oncology company, Trillium Therapeutics, as it looks to strengthen its arsenal of blood cancer therapies. So, you took the vaxx and now you’ve got haematological malignancies? Relax, Pfizer is working on it.
Having created your health problem, Pfizer will provide a pharmacological solution at a price they can probably persuade your government to pay. That’s how pharming works: you are the cash cow, herded by Government, corralled in your socially-distanced squares. Soon you’ll own nothing and you shall be relatively happy for the few short years you have left before your carcass is hurled into the abyss.
If you ignore the astonishing number and variety of COVID vaccine injuries reported to the MHRA, via its notoriously under-representative Yellow Card scheme, and repeatedly roll up your sleeve, then you are playing Russian roulette. You cannot know the consequences of taking successive shots of experimental vaxxes — it’s you who is providing the safety data— but cellular damage will likely be cumulative and damaged vital organs do not regenerate.
The analogy of trench warfare in WW1 — Tommies dashing into the Keiser’s machine guns, as in The End of Blackadder — seems apposite. In 1915, after the British Army had been almost eradicated, there went out a general Call to Arms. 235,000 men duly volunteered; lambs to the slaughter. In 2021, the Prime Minister, our very own blond bloviator, called for a million jabs a day until 2022. Hurrah!
If you enrolled in the Legion of the Vaxxed, good luck to you, but you must realise that you have chosen to trust corporations which have paid mammoth fines for crimes of misrepresentation and unethical marketing. You are putting your faith in firms that view lying to the public as a marketing strategy and legal penalties for making false claims as the cost of doing business. An industry whose U.S.A. regulatory authority, the F.D.A, requires 75 years to release data pertaining to the COVID-19 vax that Pfizer was authorised to use as a matter of emergency.
The World’s Top Honorary Doctor went on TV early on in the Plandemic to issue a decree that all the world must be vaxxed. Metaphorically dangling the front door keys to a house he had just broken into, epidemiologist-savant, Bill Gates told us, “this does not end until everybody in the world has been vaxxed.” Luc Montagnier, who actually is a virologist, called the mass vaxx plan a “historic blunder”, but what does he know? He’s only a Nobel Laureate, hardly a billionaire! And what’s he saying now?
From a business perspective, vaccination could not begin before those who make and sell the vaxxes were indemnified of any liability for the harms their products will inevitably cause, as monitored by the UKHSA. However, COVID vaxxes have specifically been ruled in to the Vaccine Damage Payment Scheme, administered by the NHSBSA. Those who prove that they have been at least 60% disabled as a consequence of being vaxxed could eventually receive a one-off, tax-free payment of £120,000. On that scale, a life is officially worth £200K!
Still. What can a renegade anti-vaxxer do? One can only hang tight, choose carefully, and wait for time and tide to turn, clinging to the life boat of our common Humanity. We can only wage peace; they own all the machinery of war. However, they are unable to scythe down Western populations using the crass military methods favoured in the Middle East in the succession of recent wars fought from silos in Nevada, targeting remote controlled drone strikes half a world away.
Instead of dropping bombs, the mysterious malevolence that stands in the shadows behind the billionaire oligarchs, with their squadrons of lawyers, commanding corporate armies of business suits, gently leading herds of consumers, have found another way to kill a lot of people quickly and get paid for it. They weaponised medicine.
The final irony is that we are all going to get Omicron, which contains all previous COVID mutations in its spikes. It is highly transmissible, but relatively harmless. We are all liable to catch it - sooner rather than later if we live in a city - and we each may suffer ‘fluey symptoms for a few days, but then herd immunity will quickly develop. Then we shall be naturally immunised, a far better result than any synthetic vaxx can ever achieve.
Consequently, in a desperate bid to recruit as many future customers as possible while clearing stock, the Vaxx Mafia has stepped up its protection racket-cum-extermination program as we hurtle over the Solstice and plunge headlong into a year of transformation, within or without you.
The COVID vaxxes are known to compromise the body’s immunity for a fortnight before they start to work. You’re not counted as being thoroughly vaxxed until 14 days after being jabbed. Now, the aim is to vaxx a million a day. So, crowds of immune-compromised Legionaries will swap germs under the mistletoe over the festive period while further undermining their bodily defences with alcohol, providing maximum exposure to any seasonal cold virus which might otherwise have been batted away.
As the doomed conscripts and volunteers in the Legion of the Vaxxed fall in their futile battle against an invisible enemy, cannon fodder for the enemies of Humanity, survivors can do little more than keep calm and carry on. Maybe sing some properly mournful sad songs. Show your solidarity with solid hilarity. Our humanity and sense of humour are the only weapons we have in this epic battle; this is enough.
Take solace this Solstice in the belief that free will operates at every level of consciousness. Many of those souls who have incarnated here at this critical moment in human evolution to bring about our great leap forward did not want to stick around for the tribulation that’s coming. Without realising there is a War on, at some level their choice was made. For the increasing numbers who are waking up to the reality that we are under attack, welcome to the apocalypse. Keep on keeping on.